I apologize in advance for the Sex and the City entry
I have a Mr. Big (I would insert a joke here, but I fear that’s too much information). I also have an Aidan, but that’s another story, although that whole episode where Aidan takes Carrie to his cabin and Mr. Big shows up pretty much explains a large chunk of our relationship. Anyway, the first year we started dating Mr. Big believed that my birthday was August 5th and for the rest of our relationship he would always state that it was August 5th (and for many years afterwards). Today I received a text from him wishing me a happy birthday. I saw it and thought, ‘really?’ slowly shaking my head. So my question is when does douche baggary become cute or even half way cute and no longer in the realm of complete douche baggary? Is there an expiration date? A statute of limitations?
6 months ago